Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
No!!! He’s the best though! What’s ur beef with Alton??
cause good eats is bullshit
"here’s how we cook chicken wings"
*spends 20 minutes explaining the history and evolutionary development of chickens*
*spends last ten minutes cooking wings the same way your black ass does and covers them in sauce*
Smiles warmer than the Sun’s raise on our skin..
Giggles like the bubbles at the top of a foaming soda…
Music whispering when you speak…
Soft echoing tomorrow
Eyes like the sea at midnight
Lips like candy apples
Voices with the hum of peace…
Sweet soft long tomorrow with you..